Saw this today over on tumblr and thought it was hilarious. I’m choosing to suspend disbelief and pretend this screen shot has not seen photoshop.

Unless you’re a bartender or cradle robber, you probably know better than to ask a woman’s age. Today I’m going to offer you another tip: if you find it essential to give a woman’s age out, NEVER round up. It seems so obvious, doesn’t it? And yet yesterday my husband told someone I’m almost 30. I’m actually 27.

The Trunk Club is a combination stylist and personal shopping service, which promises that you will never have to set foot in a retail store again.

Thomas Pink will release a new tie this fall designed to accommodate a hidden iPod, perfect for your daily commute. Personally, I have worries about how this will actually look when worn, but it is a terribly intriguing idea.

You know you’ve always wanted an excuse to stare for three hours at a beautiful half naked girl without having to actually go to a strip club. I’ve found the perfect solution: Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School!