I ran across this list of things not to buy your girlfriend for Christmas on coolmaterial.com, it applies equally well to Valentine’s Day. The trailer home cookbook, banana bunker and P-mate win the awards for worst ideas ever. The weight watchers digital scale would guarantee that you are freezed out of the bedroom for months to come. There are a few items that might actually be OK depending on the girl, for example a mirrored ceiling might actually work if your girl aspires to be a porn star. I’d like …

Husbands, Lovers, Boyfriends, Sons and Brothers of lonely sisters take note: Valentine’s Day is only about a month away! Now might be a good time to start looking around for a little something, like a dainty pearl drop necklace packaged in breakable heart shaped plaster. Or, you know, something like that…